Types Of Students You’ll Find In An Indian Classroom

That girl, half of the guys in class have a crush on. *Sigh*

  The back benchers and as Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam puts it, “The best brains of the nation may be found on the LAST BENCHES of the classroom ”

 The guy who single-handedly supplies porn to the whole class and always carries a portable hard disk.

 The person who’s lunch-box everybody is after because of the foodgasms he brings in on daily basis.

 The person who is equally good at everything; sports, academics, debates , you named it they’ve aced it. House captains and head boys/girls come from this pool.

 The person who is good at every sport, it doesn’t matter if it’s basketball, cricket or table-tennis they are a pro at everything.

 The smartass who has all the answers written in his textbook and his hand waving in the air before the teacher is able to finish writing the question on board.

 The person who frequents the toilet way too much. “Ma’am , may I go to the toilet?”

 That one person you think is destined to be a stand-up comedian. Their jokes always crack you up.

 That one couple who wants to be left alone but sadly has everybody’s attention

 On a totally unrelated topic, the person who always gets thrown out of the class and has to keep his “hands up” but ends up having fun anyway. That’s always you, isn’t it?

 The guy who is too cool for school(self-assumption) and is a nuisance for everyone.

  The teacher’s pet who never gets into trouble no matter what they do. On the other hand you giggle just once and find yourself out of the class doing the “hands up”.

  People of the performing arts; dancers , singers, musicians each of them fall into this category.

 That one person who’s always lost in their world and fidgets every time someone tries to make contact with them.

Innocent Lies We All Have Told As Children

Innocent Lies We All Have Told As Children

          We all would agree to the fact that childhood was the best phase in our life and the things we used to do and say were filled with such innocence that whenever those memories cross our mind a smile appears on our face out of nowhere and turns wider when we recall the lies we use to tell our elders, deluded that we’ve successfully tricked them. So, here are a bunch of lies that you guys must have told when you were young.

“I think I have fever, so I won’t be able to attend school today.”

 “I didn’t fight with anyone, I tripped and fell”

 “I didn’t start the fight”

 “I didn’t do it”

 “Yes, I finished my lunch all by myself”

 “Ma’am, I need to go to the toilet”

“There is no homework for today as the teacher wasn’t feeling well”

 “I did finish my work but I left my notebook at home”

 “I’ve started working on my assignment; I’ll finish it by the end of vacation”

 “I’ve washed my hands”

 “I wasn’t talking”

 “Dear God, I’ll study from the next time just get me through this once”

 “The report card hasn’t been distributed yet”